Women need to learn the rules about Football season.

December 28, 2006 by gpstevens.

Every year when football season rolls around, all the guys get excited and the women get pissed. Now I realize I don’t have a girlfriend right now but I’ve had my fair share and I also benefit from watching others couples go through this annual ritual. With that in mind, I’d like to offer some helpful hints to make football season more enjoyable for both sexes.

Ladies, plan early. Shortly before the season begins, start making plans to hang out with your girlfriends. Football season is the best time to schedule bridal showers, baby showers, total body makeovers, and diet plans. Football season is the best time to join a fitness club or work out with a girlfriend.

If you find yourself in a stuation where there is a big game coming up and you can’t get away and hang out with the girls, now would be a good time to break out the old recipe book, and try some new recipes. Please note that all new recipes tried should be made with some kind of animal flesh, very few vegatables, and should be of such proportion that there will be enough to share with the guys that will be over to watch the game. This is also a good time to try your hand at baking cookies, pies, cakes or bread.

If we are at the bar or the club watching the game, we want to HEAR the game as well as watch the game. Looking at the screen is only half of the experience. We don’t want to hear the juke-box, and we don’t want to run out to Walmart at half-time. In fact all we want to hear is the game and people talking about the game. It’s all about the game, it’s all that matters!

Lastly, football Sundays’ are NOT good times to start a discussion about new curtains, furniture, household appliances, yardwork, house-painting, gardening, menstrual cramps, the neighbors, or sex, or the lack thereof. This usually results in an arguement that totally ruins the relaxing sunday afternoon. Remember, there’s plenty of time for all that after the season ends.

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