December 29, 2006 by gpstevens.

Maybe it’s just me but the craziest shit comes accross my mind when I’m sitting on the toilet. It seems like I can get into some really deep thought while I’m on the John. Like every morning I rethink my life, remember old times good times, good and bad. Usually I’ll recall some personal hell time period in my life, and have overwhelming feelings of regret, and wish I could go back in time and right some old wrongs. Ususally right toward the very end I become resolute and make multiple decisions to change my life. Then I wipe my ass and flush.

Then there are all those times during the day when I go to the bathroom and I get really creative in thought. It seems at times like those I can think of ways to save the whales and build a better mouse trap, bring peace to the middle east and shit like that. Then I wipe my ass and flush.

Then there are times late at night when i”m sitting there and I curse humanity itself. What a cruel world this is and why are we here? I think of all the assholes in the world and devise extremely brutal ways of eliminating them from the species so that maybe some of us will survive. Especially the Liberal Democrats who are doing their best to destroy this country under the guise of protecting the United States from George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. Then I wipe my ass and flush.

All these thoughts run through my head while I’m taking a dump and yet I never seem to follow through on any of those things. Now I’m not saying that I never do what I think about at those times, but it seems rather strange. Perhaps we human beings take a crap on more than one level. We empty our bowels and our minds at the same time. We unload all the crap in our heads and bodies in some kind of symbiotic way. Did God design us in such a way that our wiring is somehow connecting our brain and our ass at the same time? When we are constipated is our brain constipated as well? When we get the runs, uh.. Nevermind.

I’m hoping someone out there can explain to me ths great mystery. If only my ass could talk. If only we could wipe our minds, like we wipe our ass, then, maybe then there would be world peace.

Think about it.

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December 28, 2006 by gpstevens.

Every year when football season rolls around, all the guys get excited and the women get pissed. Now I realize I don’t have a girlfriend right now but I’ve had my fair share and I also benefit from watching others couples go through this annual ritual. With that in mind, I’d like to offer some helpful hints to make football season more enjoyable for both sexes.

Ladies, plan early. Shortly before the season begins, start making plans to hang out with your girlfriends. Football season is the best time to schedule bridal showers, baby showers, total body makeovers, and diet plans. Football season is the best time to join a fitness club or work out with a girlfriend.

If you find yourself in a stuation where there is a big game coming up and you can’t get away and hang out with the girls, now would be a good time to break out the old recipe book, and try some new recipes. Please note that all new recipes tried should be made with some kind of animal flesh, very few vegatables, and should be of such proportion that there will be enough to share with the guys that will be over to watch the game. This is also a good time to try your hand at baking cookies, pies, cakes or bread.

If we are at the bar or the club watching the game, we want to HEAR the game as well as watch the game. Looking at the screen is only half of the experience. We don’t want to hear the juke-box, and we don’t want to run out to Walmart at half-time. In fact all we want to hear is the game and people talking about the game. It’s all about the game, it’s all that matters!

Lastly, football Sundays’ are NOT good times to start a discussion about new curtains, furniture, household appliances, yardwork, house-painting, gardening, menstrual cramps, the neighbors, or sex, or the lack thereof. This usually results in an arguement that totally ruins the relaxing sunday afternoon. Remember, there’s plenty of time for all that after the season ends.

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December 28, 2006 by gpstevens.

How Computer Viruses Work

Computer viruses tend to grab our attention. On the one hand, viruses show us how vulnerable we are. A properly engineered virus can have an amazing effect on the worldwide Internet. On the other hand, they show how sophisticated and interconnected human beings have become.
For example, experts estimate that the Mydoom worm infected approximately a quarter-million computers in a single day in January 2004. (Times Online). Back in March 1999, the Melissa virus was so powerful that it forced Microsoft and a number of other very large companies to completely turn off their e-mail systems until the virus could be contained. The ILOVEYOU virus in 2000 had a similarly devastating effect. That’s pretty impressive when you consider that the Melissa and ILOVEYOU viruses are incredibly simple.
In this article, we will discuss viruses — both “traditional” viruses and the newer e-mail viruses — so that you can learn how they work and also understand how to protect yourself. Viruses in general are on the wane, but occasionally a person finds a new way to create one, and that’s when they make the news.
When you listen to the news, you hear about many different forms of electronic infection. The most common are:

Viruses - A virus is a small piece of software that piggybacks on real programs. For example, a virus might attach itself to a program such as a spreadsheet program. Each time the spreadsheet program runs, the virus runs, too, and it has the chance to reproduce (by attaching to other programs) or wreak havoc.

E-mail viruses - An e-mail virus moves around in e-mail messages, and usually replicates itself by automatically mailing itself to dozens of people in the victim’s e-mail address book.

Worms - A worm is a small piece of software that uses computer networks and security holes to replicate itself. A copy of the worm scans the network for another machine that has a specific security hole. It copies itself to the new machine using the security hole, and then starts replicating from there, as well.

Trojan horses - A Trojan horse is simply a computer program. The program claims to do one thing (it may claim to be a game) but instead does damage when you run it (it may erase your hard disk). Trojan horses have no way to replicate automatically.

Computer viruses are called viruses because they share some of the traits of biological viruses. A computer virus passes from computer to computer like a biological virus passes from person to person.

There are similarities at a deeper level, as well. A biological virus is not a living thing. A virus is a fragment of DNA inside a protective jacket. Unlike a cell, a virus has no way to do anything or to reproduce by itself — it is not alive. Instead, a biological virus must inject its DNA into a cell. The viral DNA then uses the cell’s existing machinery to reproduce itself. In some cases, the cell fills with new viral particles until it bursts, releasing the virus. In other cases, the new virus particles bud off the cell one at a time, and the cell remains alive.

A computer virus shares some of these traits. A computer virus must piggyback on top of some other program or document in order to get executed. Once it is running, it is then able to infect other programs or documents. Obviously, the analogy between computer and biological viruses stretches things a bit, but there are enough similarities that the name sticks.
What’s a “Worm”?
A worm is a computer program that has the ability to copy itself from machine to machine. Worms normally move around and infect other machines through computer networks. Using a network, a worm can expand from a single copy incredibly quickly. For example, the Code Red worm replicated itself over 250,000 times in approximately nine hours on July 19, 2001.

A worm usually exploits some sort of security hole in a piece of software or the operating system. For example, the Slammer worm (which caused mayhem in January 2003) exploited a hole in Microsoft’s SQL server. This article offers a fascinating look inside Slammer’s tiny (376 byte) program.
Worms use up computer time and network bandwidth when they are replicating, and they often have some sort of evil intent. A worm called Code Red made huge headlines in 2001. Experts predicted that this worm could clog the Internet so effectively that things would completely grind to a halt.

The Code Red worm slowed down Internet traffic when it began to replicate itself, but not nearly as badly as predicted. Each copy of the worm scanned the Internet for Windows NT or Windows 2000 servers that do not have the Microsoft security patch installed. Each time it found an unsecured server, the worm copied itself to that server. The new copy then scanned for other servers to infect. Depending on the number of unsecured servers, a worm could conceivably create hundreds of thousands of copies.

The Code Red worm was designed to do three things:

Replicate itself for the first 20 days of each month
Replace Web pages on infected servers with a page that declares “Hacked by Chinese”
Launch a concerted attack on the White House Web server in an attempt to overwhelm it
The most common version of Code Red is a variation, typically referred to as a mutated strain, of the original Ida Code Red that replicated itself on July 19, 2001. According to the National Infrastructure Protection Center:
The Ida Code Red Worm, which was first reported by eEye Digital Security, is taking advantage of known vulnerabilities in the Microsoft IIS Internet Server Application Program Interface (ISAPI) service. Un-patched systems are susceptible to a “buffer overflow” in the Idq.dll, which permits the attacker to run embedded code on the affected system. This memory resident worm, once active on a system, first attempts to spread itself by creating a sequence of random IP addresses to infect unprotected web servers. Each worm thread will then inspect the infected computer’s time clock. The NIPC has determined that the trigger time for the DOS execution of the Ida Code Red Worm is at 0:00 hours, GMT on July 20, 2001. This is 8:00 PM, EST.
Upon successful infection, the worm would wait for the appointed hour and connect to the www.whitehouse.gov domain. This attack would consist of the infected systems simultaneously sending 100 connections to port 80 of www.whitehouse.gov (198.137.240.91).

The U.S. government changed the IP address of www.whitehouse.gov to circumvent that particular threat from the worm and issued a general warning about the worm, advising users of Windows NT or Windows 2000 Web servers to make sure they have installed the security patch.

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December 28, 2006 by gpstevens.

Is it better to turn my computer off when I am not using it or leave it on all the time?

This is one of those questions where there is no single right answer. In other words, it depends on how you use your computer.

There are at least three situations that force you to leave your computer on 24 hours a day:

You are on a network, and the network administrators back up files and/or upgrade software over the network at night. If that is the case, and you want your machine backed up or upgraded, then you need to leave it on all the time.

You are using your machine as some sort of server. For example, HowStuffWorks has a machine that creates the images for the How Webcams Work article. It needs to be on 24 hours a day. If your machine acts as a file server, print server, Web server, etc., on a LAN (local area network) or the Internet, then you need to leave it on all the time.

If you are running something like SETI@home and you want to produce as many result sets as possible, you need to leave your machine on all the time.
If you do not fall into any of these categories, then you have a choice about whether or not to leave your machine on.
One reason why you might want to turn it off is economic. A typical PC consumes something like 300 watts. Let’s assume that you use your PC for four hours every day, so the other 20 hours it is on would be wasted energy. If electricity costs 10 cents per kilowatt-hour in your area, then that 20 hours represents 60 cents a day. Sixty cents a day adds up to $219 per year.

It’s possible to use the energy-saving features build into modern machines and cut that figure in half. For example, you can have the monitor and hard disk power down automatically when not in use. You’ll still be wasting $100 per year.

The argument for leaving your computer on all the time is that turning it on and off somehow stresses the computer’s components. For example, when the CPU chip is running, it can get quite hot, and when you turn the machine off it cools back down. The expansion and contraction from the heat probably has some effect on the solder joints holding the chip in place, and on the micro-fine details on the chip itself. But here are three ways to look at that:

If it were a significant problem, then machines would be failing all the time. In fact, hardware is very reliable (software is a whole different story, and there is a lot to be said for rebooting every day).
I don’t know a single person who leaves the TV on 24 hours a day. TVs contain many of the same components that computers do. TVs certainly have no problems being cycled on and off.
Most vendors will sell you a three-year full-replacement warrantee for about $150. If you are worried about it, spend some of the money you are saving by turning your machine off and buy a service contract. Over three years, you come out way ahead!

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December 27, 2006 by gpstevens.

Hello everyone and welcome to my weblog. For those of you who do not know what a weblog is, it’s kinda like a journal that you write and keep on the internet so that others can read and write replies to it. It’s kinda like a cross between email and instant messaging. I’m hoping that you all will catch the fever of Blogs and we can start our own weblog community.

I will be offering manydifferent tips and hints on computers, news items, funny stories , and much much more. Please bookmark my Blog and check back often, I’m sure you will enjoy my Blogs.

Thanks.

Greg Stevens

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